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Crypto Crash Bloodbath: BTC, ETH, SOL & XRP Are Getting Wrecked – What the F*ck Happens Next?
Bitcoin's on the edge, Ethereum got hit by the Bybit hack, Solana is crashing, and XRP is unpredictable—here’s what’s happening and what to
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The $LIBRA Clusterf*ck: How Argentina’s Crypto Dream Went Up in Flames
Argentina’s president shilled a shitcoin, it pumped, crashed, and now he’s facing impeachment. Welcome to the Wild F*cking West.
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How to Launch a Meme Coin, Pump It, and Rug Like a Pro (Optional)
Wanna launch a meme coin and maybe rug some degens? A step-by-step guide. If 10-year-olds are doing it, so can you.
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Meme coins: WTF are they, how do they work, and are they even legal?
Ever wanted to turn $5 into $50K before lunch and lose it all by dinner? Welcome to meme coins—zero utility, pure chaos, and the ultimate de
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WTF is Going On in Finance? Is It Just One Big Meme?
WTF is going on in finance? Presidents rugging coins, kids getting rich off memes, and hedge funds losing to internet degenerates.