
Mar 53 min read
Weekly Trump Update: Crypto reserve, Tariff Tantrums & Zelensky’s Oval Office Meltdown
Trump’s crypto stash, tariff tantrums & Zelensky drama — this week’s White House shitshow’s wilder than a Reddit pump.

Feb 255 min read
Crypto Crash Bloodbath: BTC, ETH, SOL & XRP Are Getting Wrecked – What the F*ck Happens Next?
Bitcoin's on the edge, Ethereum got hit by the Bybit hack, Solana is crashing, and XRP is unpredictable—here’s what’s happening and what to

Feb 157 min read
How to Launch a Meme Coin, Pump It, and Rug Like a Pro (Optional)
Wanna launch a meme coin and maybe rug some degens? A step-by-step guide. If 10-year-olds are doing it, so can you.

Feb 116 min read
Trump’s Hedge Fund on Steroids: The U.S. Sovereign Wealth Fund Explained
Trump just launched America’s first sovereign wealth fund. Genius money move or trillion-dollar dumpster fire? Let’s break it down.

Feb 79 min read
Meme coins: WTF are they, how do they work, and are they even legal?
Ever wanted to turn $5 into $50K before lunch and lose it all by dinner? Welcome to meme coins—zero utility, pure chaos, and the ultimate de

Feb 46 min read
How Trump’s Trade / Tariff War Will F*ck Your Wallet, Stocks, and Crypto
Trump just threw tariffs at Canada, Mexico, and soon the EU. Prices are rising, markets are panicking—guess who’s getting screwed? (Hint: It